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        many jolly songs about Santa, Christmas trees, holly and ivy, jingle bells and
        the birth of Christ can you fit on the soundtrack of one movie? Mixed Nuts goes for the record. It crams
        in seemingly every artist who has ever covered a Christmas standard, from Fats
        Domino and Eartha Kitt to Carly Simon and The Chipmunks. Thanks to digital
        sampling, we are even blessed with a chorus of cats performing “We Wish You a
        Merry Christmas”.
   
         Mixed Nuts is the latest example of a venerable Hollywood marketing tradition – the Christmas movie, set during Yuletide and aimed at the December/January holiday market. This is a curious fact of popular cinema which many of us forget when we look at movies from the past: the business of studios specifically designing films for the calendar year as Christmas or Easter movies, Summer/Winter movies, whatever. The Xmas tradition incorporates films both sublime (Frank Capra’s It's a Wonderful Life, 1946) and inane (the Home Alone series of the ‘90s). 
         At
        one level at least, all these movies are attempting the same thing: trying, for
        a precious, fleeting moment, to make the real world and a movie world coincide,
        to make it seem as if the whole ritual of Christmas was magically happening for
        audiences not only in their streets, shops, churches and homes, but also in the
        make-believe, pre-fabricated world of a Hollywood film.
             
         However,
        watching an American Christmas movie “on delay” in Melbourne two months later in
        February can be a depressing experience – particularly when the film is as
        woeful as this one.
   
         Philip
        (Steve Martin) runs a hotline service for people contemplating suicide. He is a
        stiff, neurotic chap, and his assistants (played by Madeline Kahn and Rita
        Wilson) lead spinsterish lives of equal misery. Christmas Eve for these
  “lifesavers” (that was the Australian release title for the film) begins with a
        nasty landlord (Garry Shandling) serving an eviction notice, and builds to burlesque
        chaos as a horde of wacky acquaintances invades the premises.
   
         The
        title indicates the intended spirit of the piece. Writer-director Nora Ephron (Sleepless in Seattle, 1993) tries to revive the populist stream of 1970s American
        comedy in the vein of Car Wash (1976),
        movies that celebrated the diversity of ordinary, working-class people and
        their daggy, everyday experiences. So Mixed
          Nuts throws in a transvestite (Liev Schreiber, who does a wonderful dance
        with Martin), a ukelele-strumming nerd (Adam Sandler) and Gracie (Juliette
        Lewis), who storms around sassily despite the fact that she is extremely heavy
        with child.
         
         The
        telephonic lifesavers  are not pure,
        saintly beings but extremely flawed, unable to really reach out emotionally to
        those around them. Naturally, a lot of these personality flaws and emotional
        blocks get sorted out in time for a feel-good Christmas finale.
   
         One
        can detect, throughout, an unholy affinity with a certain Australian populist
        comedy, namely The Adventures of
          Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (Stephan Elliott, 1994), released in USA
        only 5 months before Mixed Nuts. But
        the scenes featuring the gang of eccentrics also mark the limit of its populist
        spirit, since they are tainted with an insistent comedy of humiliation, a lack of
        generosity toward characters who are markedly different from the norm. By the
        end, Ephron has paired off Phillip with a romantic partner but, tellingly,
        there is no such Christmas bonus for the man in the dress.
   
         So Mixed Nuts seriously misses that sense
        of life’s daily possibilities, which informs the best populist comedies. Each
        character in turn experiences romance, fun, fulfilment or belonging – but such
        Christmas cheer is rendered in a listless, indifferent fashion. We are a very
        long way from the spontaneous, communal sing-alongs of Capra’s movies, or even
        the average dancing-in-the-street set-piece typical of many 1980s teen
        musicals.
   
         What
        possessed the normally canny Ephron to take on this project?  It is based on a 1982 French comedy, the
        title of which (Le père Noël est une
          ordure) is gingerly left untranslated in the credits – I guess Father Christmas is a Turd is not
        exactly an ideal title for a wholesome, American entertainment. One imagines that
        the humour of the original was pretty black, given that all the comic
        situations inherent in the lifesaver situation hinge on pain, misery or death.
   
         There’s
        a split second, for instance, where the comedian Steve Wright makes a cameo. He
        rings the lifesavers from a public booth, where he holds a gun to his head. But
        the line is faulty, so the counsellor immediately starts urging him: “Click it!
        click it!” If you want to see how this gag works out, see the film. But,
        suffice to say, it is one of the few moments that play on a knife edge of gamely
        outrageous tastelessness.
   
         In
        fact, Ephron's occasional forays into the taste-free zone provide the only
        bright moments in this otherwise dull exercise. It is a dispiriting carnival: someone
        falls over, a precious object is smashed, the electricity blacks out every 30 seconds
        or so – but the mayhem never becomes infectious. Of the cast, only Martin and
        Kahn are allowed to perform any mildly amusing business; the rest come over as
        merely strident (Lewis), charmless (Wilson), blank (Anthony LaPaglia) or
        misplaced (Shandling).
   MORE Ephron: Hanging Up, This is My Life, You've Got Mail © Adrian Martin February 1995 | 
